I am currently working on a piece of legislation that changes my position to "Fen President for Life". Based on the singular accomplishments of my presidency (construction of Castle Alliance, development of new Champion tools, a new era of Exile/Dar'shak Rebel relations), I've decided that this is the best decision for Puddleby. Nobody has ever used this office in the way that I have, and I don't think that we should bother wasting time with any other politicians ever again.
On an unrelated note, the Largocratic complaint department has been moved to the heart of McBolie's. No further comments.
